Sung at my roommate’s cat to the tune of Talking Heads’ Heaven:

Every kitty is trying 

to get into my room

For some reason my room 

is somehow heaven

It’s hard to imagine,

that my goddamn room

could be so exciting

could be that much fun.  

Oh kitty,  

Kitty in my room.  

Is not something,

that’s supposed to happen. (x2, with echo if possible)