Sung at my roommate’s cat to the tune of Talking Heads’ Heaven:
Every kitty is trying
to get into my room
For some reason my room
is somehow heaven
It’s hard to imagine,
that my goddamn room
could be so exciting
could be that much fun.
Oh kitty,
Kitty in my room.
Is not something,
that’s supposed to happen. (x2, with echo if possible)